thanks a lot Mia!!!

*****Cubs Rant Alert, Cubs Rant Alert*****

Wednesday night started as a great night. Cheryl, Brandon, Rob, Amanda and I all went to the Hens game and all had a great time...other than it being football weather. The Hens won a 1-0 pitchers duel and there is NOTHING I love more than a great pitchers duel, even one in AAA. We even sat behind high school jailbait...so we should've thought to invite Corey. :-) And then while I was in the Swamp Shop buying yet another Mud Hens shirt (I believe my 6th) my dad called from my mother's hospital room to tell me the Cubs were beating the evil St. Louis Cardinals 2-0. I would also get home in time to watch most of the game. Things were going well.
Then as I was driving away from UT where I dropped R+A off I got the word from dad that the Cubs were still up 2-0...BUT....Cubs SS Nomar Garciaparra collapsed onto the field after pulling a groin. I raced home to watch a bitter-sweet Cubs victory over the inbred Cards.
Well in typical Cubs curse fashion..word came out yesterday that Nomar tore his groin, actually tore it from the bone (OUCH!) and will miss 2-3 months at least, maybe the season. Now the Cubs are stuck with career benchsitters in their middle infield. The apparently disheartened Cubs lost 4-0 the next day and were rained out today at a suddenly very gloomy Wrigley Field.
But oh well...I'm not going to complain that much about an injury, they happen...it sucks but its part of baseball. Even has to happen to great, classy players like Nomar. Just look at what Griffey Jr. has had to endure the last five years.
The worst part of all this, beyond the loss of his season or to the Cubs offense, is that this terrible groin pull will prevent Nomar from having sex with his hot wife with the world-class soccer ass Mia Hamm! Poor guy...that hurts (though maybe that's what caused this anyway)