why don't vikings look like Hagar the Horrible?

I came across this Viking name generator, and being bored (its weird being bored and not having to procrastinate on something) I decided to plug in some peoples to tell you what your Viking name would be... (if I leave you out for whatever reason its just b/c I got too bored to continue but leave me a comment and I will include you!)

though some disappointing news that JK discovered on her trip to Ireland, Vikings did not wear animal pelts and small metal helmets with 2 horns on them


Adam Tharpe:
from this day forward you will also be known as
Bárð the Forgettable (hehe...I feel this way sometimes)

Jenny Kane: Yngvildr Doomslayer (that's pretty sweet)

Brandon Tharpe: Egill the Gloomy (hahahahaha!)

Cheryl Levy: Þórhildr the Brave (I was hoping it would have the Cleaner after it)

Mike Rex: Halldór the Ready-in-five-minutes

Chach Kreider: (yes I did put in Chach) Úlf the Forgettable (apparently Chach and I are very forgettable)

Jason Price: Þorgeirr the Drunk (watch it J, Chach will probably try to trade)

Corey Roepken: Halldór the Brave (I kept retyping it in order for it to come up Sven the Lego Hair but no luck)

Joe Novak: Þórðr the Comedy Sidekick

Giancarlo Anselmo: Steinólf the Voracious (we'd have to ask Jen about that)

Brynn Dittman: Sigríðr the Tone Deaf (well, I've never heard her sing come to think of it)

Mark Heller: Hróald the Forgettable (we should start a club)

Nicole Porter: Þórunn the Lousy (hey, I'm just reporting what it said)

damn, this was nowhere near as funny or as entertaining as I thought it would be...