(free) book of baby names

hey all! So it seems that I have some sets of friends that are having a baby soon,...so it only seems right that I lend my ever-helpful hand and offer some baby name ideas to avoid overly preppy names like Connor or Casey and overly hippy names like Apple or Kal-El (silly Nic Cage)...

Adam Christopher Anselmo (has a nice ring to it!)
Steve Young Novak
Ping Pong Anselmo (the father is named after a table tennis racket afterall)
Wrigley Field Novak
Jamie Farr Anselmo
George Washington Novak
Commodore Perry Anselmo (like that one Stiga?)
Can't Read, Can't Write, Kent State Novak (or for Joe, Dead Hippies Novak)
WSJP Anselmo
Albus Dumbledore Novak
Anakin Skywalker Anselmo
Redwood Novak (sorry KM...low blow)
Ralph is Gay Anselmo
Mustang Sally Novak (for a girl, Brandon's contribution if he was here)
Crazy Carl Anselmo
Hugh Jass Novak (Mark's contribution)
Skeletor Anselmo (again Mark...I'm running out)
Walker Texas Ranger Novak
DD Cup Anselmo
Brandon, Dylan, Steve, Donna, or Brenda Novak
Earl the Squirrel Anselmo
Rocky IV Novak
Mario Luigi Anselmo (what, too much Italian?)
Axel Rose Novak
Scotty, Ballgame, or the Captain Anselmo

hmm....yeah, I'm done...this seemed ALOT funnier when I thought of it this morning...oh well, feel free to comment and give the expectant couples more names to chose from