Saturday, January 08, 2005

new career

Hey all. So I've been thinking, if this professional graduate student/bookstore cashier doesn't work out, I think I will become a weatherman. Apparently you need NO QUALIFICATIONS AT ALL!!!!! Our intrepid Toledo weatherman all said we might have snow flurries last night or late this morning (our completely incompetent Toledo Blade actually called for "some light flurries" in the weather forcast. We got ATLEAST a friggin HALF FOOT OF SNOW!!! Maybe even 8-10 inches!! I could totally do that job. You are just guessing everyday at work and getting paid for it! Can you think of any other job in America where you could be so bad at your job and have so much sophisicated equipement to be bad at your job...AND NOT EVER GET FIRED!!! I bet you don't even need schooling, real schooling anyway. Just some lame weatherman school where you learn to talk like a cheesy AM radio dj. God, what a friggin racket. As completely useless as dentists.
Sorry, thats enough ranting for one afternoon. Things are just kind of rough around here right now..some of you know why, others don't. Hopefully it'll be better soon, but I doubt it. Thanks to someone as icy as this Ohio weather. Ok...well off to work, I have to go dig my car out of these "light snow flurries"! later!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ouch...very nice dig there at the end..impressive.
When things in life are rough, we should at least be able to depend on our friendly neighborhood weatherman. Alas, another allusion shattered.
Anway, I hope the skies clear a bit for you in the near future..in the ways both both life and science..
-K

2:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Thanks to someone as icy as this Ohio weather."
heh.
not that I don't agree.....

and not that I don't think you aren't allowed to hate this person.....

but really- things were going to bad any way that it was done.
irrational.

tsk tsk.

12:08 PM  

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