are you Toledo's Own Max Klinger?

I was kinda hoping more for Hawkeye or Trapper or even Winchester....should I be concerned I came out as the priest?

ATTENTION! ALL PERSONNEL!

You are

Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy

Well, you're not really him; you just resemble this fictional character. A bit.
Let's get that straight before you start administering the last rites or teaching nuns how to box.