line 'em up
Adam's top 10 list of people who should be shot: (with an assist from my equally hateful brother Brandon)
10. people who talk on their cell phones while at a cash register (get off the goddamn phone and pay already)
9. guys on their cell phones behind homeplate (get your ass up so I can sit there and call them from my nosebleed seats)
8. conservative radio hosts (self explanatory)
7. strangers who try to talk to you in the bathroom (NO NO NO!!! it's simply not done)
6. ugly chicks who think they're hot (and I mean girls even Ralph and Corey would shoot down)
5. kids who beg for baseballs at a game (look...I get that kids are always going to get the balls from players and such...even though I never did as a kid! but the little fucks who keep begging for them ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY ALREADY HAVE AT LEAST ONE should just be killed...harsh but necessary)
4. people who don't use turn signals (they're not optional dumbass!!!! you can't tell your dealer that you don't need the turn signal package)
3. slow walkers...especially when you're in a hurry (I don't want to spend half my miserable life just getting to where I need to go, why should you?)
2. old people....for a million reasons (just fucking die already and save social security)
1. and the number one group of people who should just be put against the wall...drivers who just sit there when the goddamn light is green!!!! GO ALREADY!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!
bonus group: guys who are not nearly as funny on their blogs as they think and say annoying things like "not that there's anything wrong with that" repeatedly when it's not actually funny (for anyone and everyone I have probably offended)
10. people who talk on their cell phones while at a cash register (get off the goddamn phone and pay already)
9. guys on their cell phones behind homeplate (get your ass up so I can sit there and call them from my nosebleed seats)
8. conservative radio hosts (self explanatory)
7. strangers who try to talk to you in the bathroom (NO NO NO!!! it's simply not done)
6. ugly chicks who think they're hot (and I mean girls even Ralph and Corey would shoot down)
5. kids who beg for baseballs at a game (look...I get that kids are always going to get the balls from players and such...even though I never did as a kid! but the little fucks who keep begging for them ESPECIALLY AFTER THEY ALREADY HAVE AT LEAST ONE should just be killed...harsh but necessary)
4. people who don't use turn signals (they're not optional dumbass!!!! you can't tell your dealer that you don't need the turn signal package)
3. slow walkers...especially when you're in a hurry (I don't want to spend half my miserable life just getting to where I need to go, why should you?)
2. old people....for a million reasons (just fucking die already and save social security)
1. and the number one group of people who should just be put against the wall...drivers who just sit there when the goddamn light is green!!!! GO ALREADY!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!
bonus group: guys who are not nearly as funny on their blogs as they think and say annoying things like "not that there's anything wrong with that" repeatedly when it's not actually funny (for anyone and everyone I have probably offended)
posted by Adam | 10:14 AM
2 Comments:
Amen!!! Espically # 5....damn kids I've been going to baseball games way damn longer then those little ankle biters and I've never gotten a ball!!!
Brandon
actually J, I'm not sure that I have ever brought a glove to a game. though I am not above kidnapping some damn baby to get a ball!
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